Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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