question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
Someone stole a lamp last night.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
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