the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
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In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
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He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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