He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
In case this wasn't clear when i said being his wingman was "hopeless", his date walked out on him when he poured a beer on his head trying to shotgun it
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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