i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
do herpes really smell.
either way he was missing a nipple.
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
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