Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
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