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I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
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She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
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he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
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