I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
You ruined the universe
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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