No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
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So I have the hangover from hell, spent all night puking, and there's a septic tank truck parked outside the house literally pumping shit. You win God.
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
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I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
OH MY GOD MY UBER DRIVER IS PEEING BEHIND A DUMPSTER
Still got in the car though
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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