That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
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