And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
I feel great
I just peed on a car
Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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