he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
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Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
My day in three words: secret purse cake
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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