where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
My liver just had a heart attack.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
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