I cockslap morals
I just crawled out of a second story window using a sheet and his clothes for a rope so he wouldn't wake up.
I am so glad I watched Macgyver as a kid.
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
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Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
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I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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