Omfg I am plowed. Had drinks with 3 milfs. Going out on their boat tomorrow. They want to show me how buoyant they are.
I woke up with my face in a pile of pancakes and 3000 mistakes.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
I wish i was in the wii world.
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she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
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The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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