Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe isn't a time...
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?