Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
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you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
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He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.