Please, let me fuck your mom
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
we're so committed to being not committed
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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