Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I looked at my own cervix.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
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