dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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