If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
only if we run a train.
done.
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
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