I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
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Dear vodka that I hid in a water bottle in the backseat of Blairs car, I'm sorry that she gave you away to a man on side of the road with an over heated engine. I'm sure the car doesn't appreciate you as much as I would have.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
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I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.