You just made me feel so damn special
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
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She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
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I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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