think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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