Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
i think im in europe. pls send help
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
You left me a note that said "The Earth is blowing up. Bring the Rosé." WTF.
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