You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
She invited me to an Eagles game, I mean that is almost better then if she told me she could only function with large amounts of semen in her system at all times.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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