yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
Note to self: never go down on a girl first thing in the morning…its like opening a grilled cheese sandwich
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
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he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
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Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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