she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
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I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
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I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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