i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
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