nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
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I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
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Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
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