with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
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