I am I'm going to have heart failure he's peed on my life.
The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
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