What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
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