Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
Randomize
