we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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