I got chris browned last night
Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
Apple has a Lot to Explain to iPhone X Customers
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
People Asked The Internet Questions About their Private Parts And The Results Are Hilarious
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.