She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
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She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
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Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
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