I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Annihilated within 20 minutes of arriving on Saturday, proceeded to hook up with him half a dozen times/almost have sex in the shed. Later on I text his boyfriend letting him know he's okay and that he's asleep next to me. If I could parlay this skill into a vital component of national security I'd be the Jack Bauer of homewrecking. Diner later?
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
Dude at the bar last night came into the bathroom, drop kicked the stall open and start saying lines from happy Gilmore as he was shitting, "go in your home! Are you too good for your home?!"
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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