She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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