you would pick up someone in the library
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
He texted me at 3am that you cut your hand at the bar and were bleeding all over.
I woke up to a text thinking you bled out at a bar, turns out you got your butthole licked.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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