Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
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its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
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Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
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