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• (906): View more from Michigan

  Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?

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• (571): View more from Virginia

  So I went home with some chick last night... I'm not sue what's worse: not getting a nut at 5am, the condom breaking and not being replaced, feeling poo when I put my finger in her but, sleeping on a heroin mattress in her living room, her swine flu coughing fit at 7am or realizing she peed the matt at 10am. Actually it was probably the fact that she continuously told me she was the classiest girl in boulder.

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• (951): View more from California

  I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.

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• (250): View more from British Columbia

  I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world

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  i told you not to try chat roulette

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.

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• (856): View more from New Jersey

  So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.

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• (949): View more from California

  I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea

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• (914): View more from New York

  nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life

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• (801): View more from Utah

  Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds

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• (805): View more from California

  Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.

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• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long

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