she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
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Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
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I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
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