This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
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the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
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Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
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