we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
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