too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
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