Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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