yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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