i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
Randomize
