I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
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I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
Thank you for not boning my boss.
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There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
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