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I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar

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(702): View more from Nevada

He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.

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(443): View more from Maryland

There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.

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(770): View more from Georgia

All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"

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(908): View more from New Jersey

Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.

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(540): View more from Virginia

Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.

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(850): View more from Florida

Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.

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(770): View more from Georgia

It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front

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(586): View more from Michigan

I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .

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