ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
I never want to see another naked old woman again.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
Couch. On fire.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
Randomize
