Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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