at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
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The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
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whose parrot is this?
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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