Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
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