i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
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Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
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I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
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