i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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